TOP Vegan Jokes and Memes that’ll make you LOL

Can I tell you a vegan joke?

I promise it won’t be cheesy.

Sprinkling Veganism like a pro.

Vegan: Try this apple

Meat eater: Taste good

Vegan: It’s vegan

Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny

An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.

Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.

“I could never go vegan!”

Said almost every person (before going vegan).

Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:

How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Vegans and the lightbulb:

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

No idea. But where do you get your protein?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove that he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

Over to you

What is your favorite vegan joke? Let us know in the comment section below. I’m really looking forward to reading your comments.

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