Can I tell you a vegan joke?
I promise it won’t be cheesy.
Sprinkling Veganism like a pro.
Vegan: Try this apple
Meat eater: Taste good
Vegan: It’s vegan
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.
“I could never go vegan!”
Said almost every person (before going vegan).
Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
Vegans and the lightbulb:
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea. But where do you get your protein?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Over to you
What is your favorite vegan joke? Let us know in the comment section below. I’m really looking forward to reading your comments.