Can I Tell You A Vegan Joke?

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Vegan: Try This Apple

Meat Eater: Taste Good

Vegan: It's Vegan

Meat Eater: I Thought It Tasted Funny

An Argument Between 2 Vegans Is Not Called A Beef.

Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.

Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:

How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Vegans and the lightbulb:

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? No idea. But where do you get your protein?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove that he wasn’t chicken.