Can I Tell You A Vegan Joke?

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Vegan: Try This Apple

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An Argument Between 2 Vegans Is Not Called A Beef.

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Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:

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Vegans and the lightbulb:

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

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Why did the tomato blush?

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“I could never go vegan!”

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How To Find Your Purpose

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An Argument Between 2 Vegans Is Not Called A Beef.

Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.

Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:

How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Vegans and the lightbulb:

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? No idea. But where do you get your protein?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove that he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

“I could never go vegan!”

Said almost every person (before going vegan).

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