Can I Tell You A Vegan Joke?
Vegan: Try This Apple
Meat Eater: Taste Good
Vegan: It's Vegan
Meat Eater: I Thought It Tasted Funny
An Argument Between 2 Vegans Is Not Called A Beef.
Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.
Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
Vegans and the lightbulb:
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? No idea. But where do you get your protein?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t chicken.