TOP Vegan Jokes and Memes that’ll make you LOL
Do you love Vegan Humor? Check out these top vegan jokes and memes that’ll make you LOL
Can I tell you a vegan joke?
I promise it won’t be cheesy.
Sprinkling Veganism like a pro.
Vegan: Try this apple
Meat eater: Taste good
Vegan: It’s vegan
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny
An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.
“I could never go vegan!”
Said almost every person (before going vegan).
Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
Vegans and the lightbulb:
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea. But where do you get your protein?
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
More Vegan Jokes
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one to check for animal-based ingredients.
Why do vegans give good advice? Because they never beef about anything!
What do you call a skeptical vegan? Lactose-intolerant.
Why was the vegan bad at poker? Because they avoid anything with stakes!
What’s a vegan’s favorite board game? Seitan!
Why don’t vegans play hide and seek with their food? Because the good ones are always hard to find.
What did one vegan say to the other vegan? “We have to stop meating like this.”
What do you call a well-informed vegan? Plant-smart!
What do vegan zombies eat? Grains!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea diving? To catch some seaweed!
What’s a vegan’s favorite spice? Cumin-ity!
Why was the vegan musician so good at his job? Because he always avoided the beefs!
What’s a vegan’s favorite sport? Anything but hunting!
Why did the vegan refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of dealing with a “full house” of meats!
How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Why don’t vegans use office supplies? Because they can’t deal with the paper clips’ animal history!
What did the vegan say to the waiter? “Can you make sure there’s no meat in my salad? I’m allergic to food chains.”
Why did the vegan break up with the pasta? Because it was too “cheesy”.
What’s a vegan’s favorite movie genre? Anything but “Chick” Flicks!
Why did the vegan eat a garden salad? To add a bit more variety to their “plant-based” diet.
Why did the vegan refuse to visit the zoo? They couldn’t stomach the food chain!
How does a vegan count their calories? With a “plant” calculator!
Why did the vegan never argue? Because they always avoided beef and chicken out!
Why was the vegan comedian so successful? Because their jokes were always fresh and organic!
What’s a vegan pirate’s worst nightmare? A “Cheddar” Island!
Why did the vegan start a bakery? To make sure everyone knew their bread was cruelty-free!
Why was the vegan artist so calm? Because they only used “peaceful” colors!
What’s a vegan’s favorite horror movie? The one where the salad gets eaten!
Why did the vegan stop telling jokes? Because they didn’t want to milk it!
What’s a vegan’s favorite exercise? Crunching on carrots!
Why did the vegan refuse to play hide and seek? Because good vegans are hard to find!
What do you call a vegan with a sense of humor? A joketarian!
Why did the vegan never start a band? They couldn’t find any “meaty” beats!
How does a vegan win an argument? By beating around the bush!
What’s a vegan’s favorite magical spell? Abra-ca-dabra!
Why did the vegan never trust elevators? Because they always have hidden “beef”!
Why are vegans terrible at drawing? Because they can never sketch “meat” accurately!
What did the vegan say to the pizza? “Cheese, be gone!”
Why was the vegan detective so good at their job? They always got to the “root” of the problem!
Why did the vegan avoid the computer? They heard it had cookies!
What’s a vegan’s favorite type of car? Anything that’s not a “meat” wagon!
Why did the vegan refuse to visit the haunted house? They heard there were spookghetti and screamballs!
How does a vegan change a lightbulb? With a green energy bulb, of course!
Why did the vegan dislike baseball? Too many “bats” involved!
Why don’t vegans gamble? Because they avoid steaks!
What’s a vegan’s favorite game? Plant vs. Zombies!
Why was the vegan calendar so popular? Because it had lots of dates!
What did the grape say to the vegan? “Don’t wine about your diet!”
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